The Difference Between a Banjo and a South American Macaw

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from Darrell Reich:

A Rabbi and a banjo player are traveling through the country with their friend from India when their car gets stuck in a ditch. Stranded, they walk to the nearest farmhouse and knock on the door. A farmer and his beautiful daughter answer the door. The farmer says he’ll be glad to put ’em up for the night and they can go for help in the morning. However, there is only room for two in the house, one of them will have to sleep in the barn.
The Rabbi volunteers and goes off to the barn. A few minutes later, there is a knock at the door, it’s the Rabbi, “I cannot sleep with pig, it’s sacrilege.”
Then the Hindu volunteers to sleep with the pig and goes off to the barn. A few minutes later, there is another knock on the door, “I cannot sleep with cow, sacrilege.”
So, now the banjo player takes his banjo and goes off to sleep in the barn. A few minutes later, there is a knock on the door–it’s the cow and the pig!!!

What’s the difference between a banjo and a

1. South American Macaw: one is loud, obnoxious, and noisy; and the other is a bird.

2. Harley Davidson Motorcycle: you can tune a Harley.

3. Onion: no one cries when you cut up a banjo.

4. Trampoline: you take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

5. Uzi: an uzi only repeats forty times.

See 271 banjo jokes here.

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